#Nisemonogatari ep8: ……*pant* ….*pant* …….*pant* #anime
Uh…. What the f*ck just happened? Does that actually work? Are they really going to do this again? Is Shinobu enjoying this? Of course she is. More importantly, the next time I brush my teeth… am I gonna get a boner that damns me to hell?!
I have to rub my head a bit after that one. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before somewhere. Nisemonogatari is not a starter anime. It’s not a gateway anime. It’s not an anime for the faint of heart. Nisemonogatari is an anime for experts and veterans. I true appre- Hold on a sec, my heart is pounding unusually loudly after that episode.
A true appreciation for this show and its nuances come not only from watching its prequel, but from extensive experience enjoying anime as a whole over years and years of intense brushing — I mean viewing! The direction, the animation, the voice acting all cum together to form a tight, wet throbbing construction of ….. oh f*ck me. This isn’t working.
SMUT! My smut alarm ahs gone off! *flips table!* I can’t bullshit my way through this post! This was pretty much 22 minutes of porn. Which ironically is somewhat standard for a single porn scene. Karen was dressed the part, the plot was ridiculous enough for a fetish scene. It was a bit wordy for incest fetish porn (not to say I’ve watched any, this is just the category it fits into), but not more than I could stand.
Geez! I can’t even say poor Araragi! He’s surprisingly hot to the women, and I’m sure this episode only helped things. He’s totally corrupted, and I’m sure the chicks dig it.
I don’t even know where to go from here. I can’t write a normal post. I’m sorry blogosphere. I’ve failed you. Don “Kangol” Jones accepts his first true defeat. I’m just glad it’s at the hands of such a fun show as Nisemonogatari.
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