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#Nisemonogatari ep8: ……*pant* ….*pant* …….*pant* #anime


Uh…. What the f*ck just happened?  Does that actually work? Are they really going to do this again? Is Shinobu enjoying this?  Of course she is.  More importantly, the next time I brush my teeth… am I gonna get a boner that damns me to hell?!

I have to rub my head a bit after that one. I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before somewhere. Nisemonogatari is not a starter anime.  It’s not a gateway anime.  It’s not an anime for the faint of heart.  Nisemonogatari is an anime for experts and veterans. I true appre- Hold on a sec, my heart is pounding unusually loudly after that episode.

*ahem*

A true appreciation for this show and its nuances come not only from watching its prequel, but from extensive experience enjoying anime as a whole over years and years of intense brushing — I mean viewing!  The direction, the animation, the voice acting all cum together to form a tight, wet throbbing construction of ….. oh f*ck me.  This isn’t working.

SMUT!  My smut alarm ahs gone off! *flips table!* I can’t bullshit my way through this post! This was pretty much 22 minutes of porn.  Which ironically is somewhat standard for a single porn scene.  Karen was dressed the part, the plot was ridiculous enough for a fetish scene.  It was a bit wordy for incest fetish porn (not to say I’ve watched any, this is just the category it fits into), but not more than I could stand.

Geez!  I can’t even say poor Araragi!  He’s surprisingly hot to the women, and I’m sure this episode only helped things.  He’s totally corrupted, and I’m sure the chicks dig it.

I don’t even know where to go from here. I can’t write a normal post.  I’m sorry blogosphere.  I’ve failed you.  Don “Kangol” Jones accepts his first true defeat.  I’m just glad it’s at the hands of such a fun show as Nisemonogatari.
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  1. Yi
    March 4, 2012 at 13:52

    A charming scene, wouldn’t you say?

    • March 4, 2012 at 23:07

      Not my idea of the most “healthy” brother-sister relationship. But if I look at this as just too silly siblings accepting each other, then I think it’s easier to accept. Even the way I just said it, it still sounds dirty though.

  2. May 29, 2012 at 04:35

    I’ve seen this clip before. Think about it every time I brush my teeth now. I never knew teeth brushing could be so…so…sexual. also CREEPY AS FAUK.

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